So it insane puppy gotten the fresh new mother’s whole milk enriched that have nutrients plus testosterone, steroids and all other hormone.
The day of your own battle arrived, and Americans trotted out its puppy. It absolutely was weiner canine, a small dachshund. The latest Russians lerican canine.
The minute this new Russian puppy showed up close to the American canine, the little dachshund launched his lips and you may gobbled down the Russian puppy in one bite.
The latest Russians was boggled. “However, we invested five years education and you can breeding all of our puppy to help you be the most significant, meanest puppy ever before!”
The new People in america replied, “Yeah, well, we spent 5 years learning learning to make an alligator seem like a good dachshund.”
An american, a beneficial Russian, and you can a-pole was basically driving to the a subway.